Wednesday, June 4, 2014

Miracle Suit My @$$ . . .

I decided to go shopping for a new swim suit instead of doing much needed homework . . . FAIL!

I was shocked out how much swim suits cost. I hadn't bought a new one in a few years and WOW. And then there is a "Miracle Suit" that starts around $150.00 . . . Double WOW.


Does this woman really look like she needs a Miracle? FAIL again! This suit starts at a size 10. She appears to be a size 1. I'd say no Miracle is needed for her. Now Me? Oh hell yeah lots of Miracles need to happen here. . . a tuck here, a lift there, and a suck me in x 10 . . .

Needless to say, I will be wearing the same swim suit as I did last year and the year before and even the year before that one . . . unless I find a true Miracle and a Money Tree!!


1 comment:

  1. Yes, I could use a miracle too, but I wouldn't pay that much!

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