Dropping a FiOS Line with McDreamy . . .

I am always going in several directions at once and this morning was no different. Moving around the kitchen washing dishes, decorating chocolate cupcakes, stacking water bottles in the frig ... preparing for my daughters 18th birthday party ... when I heard a knock. I looked up and saw a strange man standing at my kitchen door. And he was a pretty HOT strange man I might add .... a mix between Ashton Kutcher .... gorgeous eyes with brown hair that makes you want to run your fingers through ... and Patrick Dempsey's Oh so McDreamy smile and stunning 5 o'clock shadow.

Well, you know I can dream a little .... after all it is my story, right? Anyway, I noticed when I opened the door he kept backing up as I was moving out the door on to the patio. In fact, he opened the gate and was backing up towards his truck as I was talking and continuing to follow him. At the time I didn't think too much into it because I was talking non stop and explaining to this guy that he was at the wrong house and how great it would be if he were to drop me some FiOS line today because we cannot get cable back here in the woods. And of course I had to explain to him how many times I had tried to get cable and how much of a PITA it had been. He just kept saying, "Uh ha" so I kept on talking and walking near him giving directions for the house down the street and my hands were waving around and moving in all different directions and he just kept staring at me ..... Finally, I finished talking and turned to go back in the house when he asked, "Do you always answer your door to strange men with a knife in your hand?" 

OMG ... LMFAO. Then it hit me why he was backing up and trying to get away from me. Hilarious!!! And I kept following that poor man and waving a knife at him.  I bet he double checks his GPS next time so he doesn't get the wrong address again!!!